it’s always “you up?” and never “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires”

BANNING ABORTION DOES NOT STOP ABORTION. IT STOPS SAFE ABORTION. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE.

once again

I have an IUD, if it’s criminalized in Georgia can I keep this one until it expires or will a cop rip it out of me at my next annual

sleep is my only escape

Hard to feel patriotic for a country that doesn’t respect me.

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

Cannot believe we’re expected to celebrate 4th of July this week like there’s anything to be proud of in this country right now

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

Who the fuck believes pregnancies from incest and rape are gifts from God?

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

The swiftness with which "But the BABIES!" turns into "There must be consequences for whores!" every goddamned time.

I had no idea how many people didn’t know horse hooves need maintenance until a hoof trimming video can across my instagram feed and like 80% of the comments were people crying that this was animal abuse as though the guy was just cutting slices of an animal’s foot off for fun

skrrt

This angle is wild!!!

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery