nobody: 80’s horror movies:

10th Dan level

Debra Mathieson scribbling down names after looking at a couple of graphs “Errrmmm Ford Pick-Up Man?!?” “Freedom Voters?!?” “No, no we need to appeal to Target Families”

Mongolian shepherd with a snow leopard, sporting an AK-47.

“When you repeat my words back to me, I sound stupid.”

Hell yes

With all the horror in the world, it’s good to see the Guardian’s satire team keep going

Wes Streeting should be injected with human blood to see if it turns him into a ‘real boy’ and not just a haunted doll full of sawdust and dark magiks

Never forget the Chilean hero.

Spielberg's 2001 film A.I. accurately predicted that in the future really annoying people would hold their lav mics like this

David Kelly entering the 02 arena at the Rest Is Politics live like the Undertaker coming back at Wrestlemania 20