i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

Three stars up there shining incredibly bright. Oh my god.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.

donald using a nyx jumbo eye pencil in the shade milk on the lower waterline

moderator: you have 1 minute trump:

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

the aliens after their transgender operations

“I have concepts of a plan” I hate when he’s relatable

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

early results are in!