Convicted murderers. Rapists. Paedophiles. Maybe our compassion has gone to the victims, Pauline?

Imagine being tasked with picking who is the biggest plonker out of these two? Impossible, right?

EnoughsEnough 🕯 And the head spin of her expecting police to gather evidence when no complaint had been made! That is 100% on BH, but LW can't accept that.

"Important to us all". "Blueprint". Turn it up Dianne... 🤦‍♂️

Imagine if he worked in Canberra, wore a white dress and knew Lisa Wilkinson...

Socialism is such a beautiful thing, isn't it Rohan?

Thanks Amy. I've passed your request on to the whole of China and India's societies, so that they pitch in too, to save Port Philip Bay. I'm sure they will... #ClimateCrisis

To be fair, if Albo can claim he’s a Hawthorn supporter…

Perhaps Sally should stick to things she's actually an expert on. Like water management. Oh, hang on...

"admiring the tenacity of the premier"... Denis, you absolute, rule following flog

This won’t be popular but hey, if you wanna ride the train from Cheltenham to Box Hill, you gotta make sacrifices…

That's three words Tom. Your maths is as dodgy as your politics...

Amazing that anybody noticed… The Project studio evacuated, Wednesday’s show stops airing | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site news.com.au/entertainment/…

Naughty, naughty cars. Joyful scooters

Albo... "I'm not planning on retirement". Just quietly, I think you should be.... news.com.au/finance/real-e… via @news.com.au

Albo (to his advisor): I’m copping a hammering for buying that cliff top mansion. We need something to throw the media off the scent. Advisor: I know, let’s talk about Qantas…

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“What sort of message does this send to kids about what’s right and wrong?” The absolute hide of Jacinta Allan wading in on Noah Balta when her message to kids is to go ahead, invade homes and steal cars and enjoy bail. #vicbail Tony Tardio PoliBard Natasha Cook

VIC Premier Jacinta Allan yesterday… “The machete ban is here and it’s staying. When the amnesty concludes in a few weeks’ time, there will be severe penalties for anyone found carrying a machete.” But in the meantime, feel free to hack away at your leisure… #softoncrime

And Jacinta “machete bin” Allan being right at the centre of Australia’s response to terrorism is supposed to make us feel better? You couldn’t make this shit up.