Conor Mcgregor announces retirement! Everyone wondering and hoping Todd Barry turns in his microphone next, saving the comedy audiences from another decade of the water torture that is his act.

90s: - I'm really having a hard time right now. - Oh my god, I'm here to help. Now: - I'm really having a hard time right now. - Not harder than me. You have no idea. I have it worse than you!

#TeamMieds

You fans need to start to realize that I’m the last best hope. Get down or lay down.

SUNDAY INSPIRATION: “And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.” - Romans 8:28