EUROPEANS: I don’t understand how so many Americans don’t have passports ALSO EUROPEANS: I am coming to the US for three days and I would like to see Disney World, the Grand Canyon, Hawaii and New York. Any advice?

we do this for a matchup between two 3-8 AFC South teams

this is a perfect spam email subject line

“Fireworks are fun, but we need something for small kids to do” “What about a burning stick of thermite and white-hot metal that you hold in your hand” “First of all I love it”

We said goodbye this morning to our dear friend Holly. She left us peacefully, surrounded by love. We are comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain. There will never be another like her.

[sobbing] I’m finally free Wordle 1,040 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

the haters couldn’t fathom living this well

If the machines ever rise up against us I’ll definitely die but I am taking as many Kroger self-checkouts with me as I can before then