Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

My wife just asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket."

Tomos Williams is absolute class #IREvWAL

Absolutely freakish engine on Alex Mann #IREvWAL

Oh snapppp! Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson: "The service wouldn't have been this long if we were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters." 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Antoine Dupont wears Ben White pyjamas #SCOvFRA

Some really basic tactical errors from France. Principally playing against Scotland whilst wearing white shirts. #SCOvFRA

Atkinson's chicken wing offload in the build up to that second England try was pure class #ITAvENG

Will Skelton went to Sarries as a freakish physical specimen and their S&C team turned him into a proper athlete. Rhys Carre went to Sarries as a freakish physical specimen and their S&C team turned him into a proper athlete. Fingers crossed for Alfie Barbeary.

BARRON TRUMP This

“Dear Don, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I visited Mar-Lago, you must not've known I was there.”

AP McCoy and Clare Balding enjoying the Cheltenham Festival.

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

We have a feeling that LASK youngster Jacob Wanker might become quite popular in the UK 😄

Charlie’s in the ra pass it on

Confucius says: “If you call your allies cowards in February, don’t expect help in March you stupid cunt”.

things ain't what they used to be

Since R.E.M's amicable parting in 2011 singer Michael Stipe has been able to indulge his lifelong passion for snooker refereeing. #REM #snooker

WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THE GRASS I NEED HELP GETTING SOME SHIPS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

“Paul Gascoigne is outside with a fishing rod, 4 cans of lager and a chicken sandwich, sir.”