I think on 31st Dec we'll need a certificate of survival coz we really tried this year

Getting ghosted by somebody who bothered you in the first place is crazyyyyyy

We're coming as missionaries and explorers. We want to spread the gospel

I try to look information up for myself before asking others.

forgetting important dates like your partner’s birthday is crazy when you have things like google calendar

hulu has so many good tv shows… i need them to stop being xenophobic to canadians 😭😭😭

My children are definitely watching this masterpiece

First time nominee is CRAZY when she stole an entire show in two minutes.

I hate to quote Not Dr. Umar, but when he said, "if you're telling me that black girls were calling you ugly, you can't get me to believe that white girls were calling you beautiful"...he ate a little

what do you call it when you’re too tired to do anything on the weekend but then you feel really guilty for not doing anything on the weekend

It was only the concept of an assassination attempt.

Shame

lmaooo donald trump is 2 for 2

back in the day… when they wanted to shoot a president, they didn’t miss… its cus yall be on yalls phones idk 😭😭

this isn’t a wax sculpture attempt?

funniest thing on twitter is when someone is in drama but they try to ignore it by posting something unrelated 😭😭

No better time to lose your fucking mind than 9 pm on a Sunday

get behind me sister! because that plantain + mayo combo is criminal… idc!

be quiet

alright so what time ios 18 releasing… im just excited for the fitness app updates 😭