Petrified of the blonde, soulless Weeble I had as a child. Now I understand the juvenile abject fear was always just leading up to the point where it spoke. #ITVDebate

So outrageously sober having played my best game of “drink every time Boris told a truth Bingo”. I can’t even walk in a wobbly line. #ITVDebate #LeadersDebate

A vote for the Conservatives is an act of putting a punt on what you want above the welfare of your fellow citizens. The odds are terrible and the consequences dire. Do the lottery instead. Don’t bet, vote hope.

What a lovely fella Well said 👏

It's difficult to find journalists with honesty, integrity, and empathy like #JonSnow. He went to #Gaza, and he saw the truth, and he reported nothing but the truth. From the Archives is a message that still applies today. 27th July 2014 , before October 7th. Listen carefully.

DISILLUSIONED BRITONS. At least you have your health. And you're probably going to need to hang onto that. (via J 2 D #KTTO! 🚾)

Those winners for you again: Murdoch & the fear-mongering press, Lynton Crosby, super rich, tax evaders & massive corporate conglomerates.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!..this scream could go on for the next 5 years...Aaaaaaaaaaaaa...GE2015

Know how we align ourselves to another nationality once our own has embarrassed it's way out of the World Cup? Might do that ALL the time.

Next election we need to make sure we hide the keys from all those closet Tories.

So with a 1.4% increase in vote for Labour, 'Red Ed' won more votes but lost more seats. #arithmetic

Can we stop using the term 'shy Tories'? They weren't 'shy' they were ashamed. There's quite a big difference.

With all the suffering that's about to happen under this government, Tories complaining they felt 'shy' is not where my sympathy is going.

Because of the success of the last one a follow up is underway. Iain Duncan Smith II - More License to Kill #Ministers2015

I wonder if Nigel Farage's resignation letter may have been accepted if he'd sent it to someone other than himself...

If anyone knows who this guy is please let him know he's now the MP for Tottenham...

PRETEND you're delivering the budget by simply smiling with a red briefcase whilst kicking a poor person in the nuts. 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

Daughters & their cousin are trying to help @roblawrieofficial raise money by selling lemonade. Please share/sponsor him. gofundme.com/nstkr5tu

2 days hard work - selling lemonade to raise cash for @roblawrieofficial & their stall gets stolen! gofundme.com/nstkr5tu