me going to bed a lil hungry so i can lose weight

i suck at casual drinking because i always end up drunk as fuck

me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm giving someone in advance

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

Me after I just got done crying :

i just loveee valentines everything is so pink and cute

me vale verguette🎀

me waiting for the gynecologist after they told me to undress from the waist down 20 minutes ago

My budget for March is already spent it so don’t invite me nowhere

Why do I record everything when I’m drunk, Icarly ass bitch

me parece TAN LINDO cuando son los hombres quienes tienen la iniciativa de grabar y tomar fotos en momentos lindos con su pareja 🥹🫶

KEEP ME ON THE LOVERS SIDE OF EVERY APP 🥹🥺🥲

i don’t wanna feel that feeling of finding out sneaky stuff & having my heart drop to my stomach ever again.. it’s just not something you get used to, it’s makes you sick every single time. finding out some stuff ab someone u thought so highly of is such a bad feeling.. like wow.

While she begging you to do right, there’s man out there begging her to let him try

i saw a post today that said, "when you finally learn your place in people's lives, your feelings won't get hurt" and i swear that's the truth and one of the most important life lesson you will learn. whether it's family, friends, or whoever