I made these.

where can i get this? she deserve it.

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

“My wife said no” >>

And after picking one in my price range, what happens when I hit a couple hundred of millions ? Fling her and cop another in my current range ? They are humans, not ‘Items’ you bloody clowns.

i like clingy women like mad, pls hold me like i stole money from your father.

I think I lost my spark. I don’t talk as much, I keep to myself, and I’ve mastered the art of distance. It’s not that I’m mad or bitter. I just don’t have the energy to show up the way I used to. Somewhere along the way, I slipped into this “I don’t care” phase, 1/2

i thrive in isolation.. im literally my best self when im by myself

Your dreams are valid.

basically i'm not even going through a lot, i'm just broke.

A friend I'd not spoken to in almost 4 years called. We talked & laughed for over 30 minutes. Said we needed to grab a meal soon. Then towards the end he asked; "Before I forget... how did you get over your heartbreak back then?" That's how I discovered he was getting divorced.