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Just remembered this Jurassic Park thing. It absolutely killed me when I first saw it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If Sweden had FPTP elections like Canada, UK, Australia, India, USA…

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

Imagine still not knowing what you're going to have to spend the next few years pretending you definitely voted for.

So far my favorite thing about the Biden Administration is the sense that it’s not trying to kill me and everyone I love

Inauguration is fucking weird isn’t it. “Not one week ago, America stood on the brink of fascism, as five people lost their lives storming the capitol. We must heal this deeply divided nation. Now everybody give it up for Lady Gaga.”

the Festival of Brexit is like someone mugging you and then instead of returning what they stole from you or even apologising they hold a party to celebrate mugging you

Pro Tip Don't call yourself Robin Hood if you are going to turn your back on the folks in Sherwood forest after one phone call from the Sheriff of Nottingham Robinhood #RobinHood

Good morning to everyone except the people who said Bitcoin would never reach $50,000

nader dabit console.log(('b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a').toLowerCase()); // banana 🍌

Spotted going up in Stockholm this morning! Fleabag (by Graffitisthlm AB) #hornstull #stockholm

Heard from my local British food shop that they have not had a delivery since January 1st. Almost went straight back in to buy all the remaining Branston pickle! Hope things will work out soon. Setting my limit at £6 a jar.

Less than 1% of humans can lick their own elbow. Good luck cos I know you’re going to try! 😁

Left brain dominant: you will see grey and green Right brain dominant: you will see pink and white Right brain is creative, adventurous, intuitive, perceptive, impulsive. Left brain is analytical, cautious, logical, planning and rational.

So many anti-waxxers out there. theguardian.com/us-news/2021/m…

More breaking news. In Australia nothing closes the pub.

Starting today on Android, some users will get a richer PWA installation dialog on Twitter. - Want the same for your PWA? - Easy. Add the `description` and `screenshots` member to your manifest and you're done. Read web.dev/add-manifest/#… more for details

#SamRyder Well played tonight at #Eurovision. Peace and love. Lockdown hero. Watch him roll… youtu.be/LlDvmqNP5Kw

The person at the BBC doing the captions is having a good day

200 ppl work in this office: 1. In the morning, they commute for 1hr to the office, carrying their laptop. 2. They sit & use their laptop with music on their headset. 3. At the end of the day, they store their laptop & commute 1hr back home. Non sense! Here's a better way🧵