did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?

my bananas after two days

walking out of the restaurant w my pants unbuttoned aka the ultimate compliment to the chef

I like to think grief is the price we pay for truly loving someone. And it’s worth every penny.

The perfect cooler for the most affordable price, these are big & insulated!!! Comes with a bottle opener & the front pocket is monogram friendly! Ps: Christmas is coming 😉

did anyone else parents make them go to sleep early 2 weeks before school started to “prepare”??????? 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

we need a 3 day weekend: 1 for errands 1 for social activities 1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

i would literally give my left arm to be able to go to walmart for groceries and be the only one there

As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

Never do your best quit

if this isn’t jon and i🤣🤣

it's free if you go to your mom and dad's house

The Mac and cheese іs more іmportant than the turkey

mom describing how someone is related to us

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wth is stressing you my G ?!?!?

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that