sending a post-event partiful text blast asking if i was normal

There was a study where they put EDM DJs on anti-alzheimers drugs and within 14 days all 29 participants didn’t want to be DJs anymore

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

birthdays after your mid 20s

this underrated one

"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

the bears. they’re bad news

Hangxiety! At the Hair Salon

need a sitcom about the 6 people who live in dixville

going to watch the bear s2 e6 to decompress after today

last year was so fantastic for cinema we took it for granted

not my circus but I’ve still grown quite fond of the monkeys

letterboxd but for albums

I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff

a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster