Rebecca has the potential to be the most outlandish #bbuk contestant ever – choose her! ow.ly/bjizl

Ha ha #sausagegate #bbuk

#dhfinal omg im cryin already

#dhfinal Goodbye Whisteria Lane !

its all fake #lush

feelin kinda fed up tonight

get the #BMI out!! liked her until that point

will romance ever come to me??

Woo hoo tweeting from my new tablet

Brilliant #BeverlyKnight #c4paralympics

Woof #cbb #princelorenzo

fed up with it all - dont feel like being here anymore

that awkward moment when your Dad catches you avin a wank!

lovin #15to1, hated it as a kid

It's my Birthday!

I've got an urge to do something wacky like run around the garden in my boxer shorts - anyone with me lol

#RIPBRIAN

i wish #supercass would #superfuckoff

Why am I doing housework in my boxers? #mustbemad