My daughter got some very EXCITING news today! #goviolets!

If I die let me come back as a Tsitsikama rain frog plz thx

Tadpole update that nobody asked for: one of my guys has developed front legs/arms apparently overnight. proud of the wee boy.

So are we going to clap, or are we all just gonna shout “pay them more”?

Dear Nadine Coyle can you tell me how you’d pronounce ‘Brian Brown’ please, thanks. This is a matter of some urgency.

Voting for the 2020 #TVChoiceAwards is open now! Get voting for your favourite Plebs here: awards.tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/vote TV Choice @itv2 Tom Rosenthal Ryan Sampson Jon Pointing

If you had any doubt about America’s priorities, here’s how the people killing us are equipped vs the people keeping us alive

I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. medium.com/@BarackObama/h…

.Tom Davis just wanted to say congrats on your starring role in this series of Queer Eye

Wow, this can’t have been easy to admit. Well done Nigel Farage MP

ridiculous that we're having to share this but... do us all a solid and sign this, to try to stop the Tories from selling off the NHS weownit.org.uk/lords-NHS-trad…

I suppose things have been hard since the Happy Monday’s split up, but if he forgets my prawn crackers I’m kicking off.

bit pissed off that The Chase isn't on, like

I mean, hooray for democracy and the end of a fascist regime but I wouldn't mind Ann Hegarty and a few mildly taxing geography questions.

Lat flow or lay low, babe.

Nigel Farage has just been named in parliament by Chris Bryant for receiving £500k from the Russian state. Yes assets should be seized from those who have benefited from back handlers from Russia to influence political policies.

So we were filming Brassic a few weeks ago and a Google car came past, we were all incredibly overexcited. I just checked and we are now on Streetview! 😂

Every living room should have one of these… #MrBigstuff, starring Ryan Sampson and Danny Dyer starts 17 July on Sky and NOW.

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Mr. Bigstuff launches today on Sky - and I spoke to its leading stars Ryan Sampson and Danny Dyer. First in-person junket I had done for a couple of months, and within 5 seconds the conversation is about wanking. Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=2Xegas…