Very quick turn around for a @triangleofsadness sequel. #Submersible

Sorry, let me see if I understand this: Andrew Tate was arrested by Romanian police today on charges of sex trafficking after he put out a video response in anger following Greta Thunberg nuking him from orbit because the video featured a pizza box that revealed his location.

I thought coming home after finally finishing the USMLE step series would be such a victorious moment. Instead I’m replaying the moment where my examiner told me he “did not like my attitude” and proceeded to turn off my computer MID-EXAM.

Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.

She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.

My OB professor pronouncing Chancre sores as “Shanker” sores is so cringe.

To the assholes ordering thru Instacart the day after Thanksgiving… From Costco… For literal party food…and offering zero tip? Fuck you all the way to hell.

In case you’re wondering what it’s like as a first-Gen college student at a private university, it’s like breaking your foot and applying for a $300 micro grant for emergency medical expenses, getting denied, then seeing these posts from your school.

Welp, after 6 months on Twitter (my 2nd account) I have zero followers. I thought other nursing students would wanna talk shit w/me but they’re all the pick-me/gold star whores I expected. So, let’s burn this mother down.

Just let me book a haircut online without having to call anyone. PLEASE. What do you need, the story of my hair? It grew out of my head. Too much grew, I don't need it all. You seem able to remove the parts I'm not using and I'd like that to happen. That's the whole story.

i hope they’re prepared to carry my entire mental wellness on their backs this fall

When I’m clicking back-and-forth between 2 tabs, and I click on a 3rd meaningless tab for the 20th time and now I don’t deserve happiness.

PSA from a Neuropsychologist:

A learning “disorder” is only a disorder in the context of a system purporting there is only ONE way to learn and “succeed.”

Fun fact: if private university staff add pronouns & a 🏳️‍🌈 to their email signature they’re magically inclusive! Sure they treat some students like shit (rich $$ spends better) & offer fake grants to students w/ emergency med needs, but hey, their website says ALL are welcome!!

Hello. If you’re feeling bad about yourself, plz take solace in the knowledge that I sat through an entire lecture on pre-op care believing the prof used “Sx” to abbreviate sex bc it’s a Catholic University, then realized it’s short for surgery. #NursingSchoolProblems #HotHotSx

I finished my PhD about 2 months ago, and I just want to share that:
*I spent >5 of 6yrs convinced that I was uniquely behind or lost or dumb
*I worked 50+hrs some weeks but 15 others
*Rest and hobbies helped my science

Struggling doesn't mean you don't belong.
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Nursing school: where you’ve never worked so hard to be this mediocre! #NursingSchoolProblems

Zooming in on my sisters yard sale pics to make sure she’s not selling my shit.

If you’re overwhelmed by stress, finances, missed milestones, but are in fact, working toward a goal? Please hear me: STRUGGLE IS NOT A PERSONAL INDICTMENT. You can’t foresee everything. Forward motion is the goal. You CAN be trusted. You deserve support. #NursingSchoolProblems

To the people tapping on watermelons in grocery stores trying to determine if they are ready:

WE know you don't know what you're doing.

YOU know you don't know what you're doing.

Can we stop with this charade?