how it feels to go to house shows when you're 28

now introducing protein cigarettes. the only cigarettes with 25g of protein

Congrats to Brad Marchand and Brad Marchand only

I listened to Pig Deatroyer for the first time yesterday. I understand all of you fundamentally better now.

happy 4th

💔💔💔💔💔

RIP Dimebag Darrell I thought I was aiming at Phil Anselmo but his time is coming soon

bridge over troubled gatorade

Here’s the full Brad Marchand tribute at the Garden, including the Bruins legend absolutely bawling on the bench. As always with Marchy, emotions on full display.

An ex-plug of mine just had a baby and they named him Graham. I’m in tears

"I want to single out one player - I want to thank Patrice Bergeron...my longest teammate, my co-captain - Bergy, I could always count on you. You showed me and helped me to become a better leader, player, but more importantly a better person." -- Big Zee

telling my landlord that i have 2 months to live for no reason

We are living in an age where music, once the sacred language of the human experience, has been captured, encoded, and repackaged by machines that have never known hunger, never known love, never known heartbreak, never wept from the weight of being misunderstood, or wept from

it’s times like this that make you grateful for what you have

glass of fucking water i love you so goddamn much . Thank you Glass of Water.

I’ve said this many a times but I think Zdeno Chara might be the most underappreciated Boston athlete in my lifetime. He’s often overshadowed by the other great Boston athletes and championship teams during that era, but I’m not sure there’s a guy who’s been a greater ambassador

Generating an AI song with Suno doesn't make you a musician. Playing 4 chords that have nothing to do with each other and screaming over it does. Get to shredding.