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BitchBartender

@4_11bartender

I have a heavy pour and no filter. not sorry. #bartenderconfessions #bartenderhorrorstories #bartenderlife #bitchbartender #barlife #randomthoughts #momlife

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calendar_today02-06-2019 17:00:22

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Manager: Hey, do you mind doing a double next Thursday? We’re gonna be busy that day. Me: Sure, I could use the extra hours 😁 Manager: *schedules me to work double shifts every Thursday*

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Living with ADHD means that I have to reheat my food 5 times because I’m trying to keep up with my side hustle, clean my house and feed my kid while trying to get ready for work

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Living with ADHD means that the top rack of my dishwasher still has clean dishes in it while I’m trying to load dirty ones in the bottom rack 🤦🏽‍♀️

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POV Whenever a #dearcustomer gets a response that they don’t like, “Oh, So yOu DoN’t WaNt mY mOnEy?” ALL THE STAFF BE LIKE

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#DearCustomer Having a reservation does not mean you can put your shit down on multiple tables and then pick one later when you’re ready to sit and eat. #getyourshittogether #entitlementisstrongwiththisone

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Some customers literally have the audacity to say “CaN yOu PuT mOrE aLcOhOl?” But when you ask them if they want to buy a double, they say “No” and act like you’re the one asking #stupidquestions #idontmaketheorices #ifyoubrokestayathome

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The theme of the industry, in general! #waitingonstupid #servingupfunny #asthetableturns #myservingtime #86stupid #doorwaysanddirtytables

The theme of the industry, in general!  #waitingonstupid #servingupfunny #asthetableturns #myservingtime #86stupid #doorwaysanddirtytables
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When that friend shares a post about not being okay on social media and then when people comment, “are you alright?” They reply, “I don’t wanna talk about it” Bruh then don’t fish for attention 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Don’t you just hate when your table has an echo? Like, thanks dude, I heard your date order the salad just fine since I’m standing right here. #notmyfirstday #serverproblems #serverlife #RestaurantLife

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My toxic trait is holding on to people that no longer bring value to my life because 16 years ago we connected over one conversation after school

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Does anyone else have a friend that loves to push the narrative that you’re bffs but you barely even hear from them unless they want something. Or finds a way to make something about all about themselves?

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Finally!! A restaurant specially designed for those customers who do NOT like to tip or CANNOT afford to tip !! #SSS #cheap #notip

Finally!!  A restaurant specially designed for those customers who do NOT like to tip or CANNOT afford to tip !! #SSS #cheap #notip
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I hate it when I choose to give black sheep on the team the benefit of the doubt but it backfires and I ended hating them because they really are as bad as everyone said 🤦🏽‍♀️

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6 weeks ago I started my dream job but someone on my team is making my work life a fucking nightmare… it’s so bad that it’s messing with my mental health…I love this job.. but I don’t want drama.. but I can’t keep working with them.. what would you do?

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There’s nothing wrong with quitting a job that’s not working out for you.. but I just realized that every time my coworkers mentions another job that she quit.. based on her work ethic that I’ve seen so far.. maybe they wanted her to quit.. because I sure do

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Narcissists are wild, this lil girl really think Im talking shit to my boss and getting favoritism.. no need sis. You made him choose me because your own work speaks for itself 👀