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Sam Malone

@1darkblonde

An Ottawa gal enjoying life with some bumps along the way & a little warped humour tossed in, just to make life more interesting

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calendar_today18-02-2017 18:47:22

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I know it's a crazy housing market right now, but it's also so f$!*ing unbelievably stupid. After our respectable offer $50k over asking was rejected, we learnt the buyer wants a certain number. If you want a certain price, list it for that f$%*ing price!!! Don't waste my time!!!

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So do you break out the pricey sparkling wine when you finally buy a house or when you sell you own? Asking for a friend and the countdown is in 30 mins for the first and the second at 7pm

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.Canadian Tire If a store is not accepting onine orders, can a notification pop up next to the box with location of my preferred store (on the website) mention this? After 45mins w/a temperamental website, I learn I cannot place an order for curbside pick-up. #timeismoney

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The stupidity to make me laugh today is the woman who stopped to tell me off totally oblivious that she was the one driving in the wrong lane. She must think me and three other drivers are morons 😂😂

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Received feedback from a househunter who stated our house presented 'fair' 😳. With tasteful decor, hardwood & berber flooring, & beautiful landscaping & stone patio I'm guessing a new-build with marble, glass, & double the price tag may suit them better. #funnybutnotfunny

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Well Celiac Canada, I think I see the point, but it seems you missed the mark. I know many who abide by a strict #glutenfree diet for other health reasons. Lumping the fad-dieters & convenience GFers w/those who have a legit reason seems petty & cruel.

Well <a href="/CCAceliac/">Celiac Canada</a>, I think I see the point, but it seems you missed the mark. I know many who abide by a strict #glutenfree diet for other health reasons. Lumping the fad-dieters &amp; convenience GFers w/those who have a legit reason seems petty &amp; cruel.
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Someone in a neighbourhood group complained cat owners don't have to pick up like dog owners do. Sure, it isn't fair. I couldn't help but respond with this...

Someone in a neighbourhood group complained cat owners don't have to pick up like dog owners do. Sure, it isn't fair. I couldn't help but respond with this...
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Kudos to the JA jogger who gave me a hockey-esque shoulder check from behind bc a lane & a half of the Queen Elizabeth Dr just wasn't enough room for you. Bravo tough guy bra-vo

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I wonder how many US politicians & justices were saying 'my body, my choice' to express disagreement w/ covid vaccines, & who are now pushing to overturn abortion laws. Guess it doesn't apply everyone. #HandMaidsTale2022

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There's a bear on the trail at Old Quarry Trail (P5) so be alert and give it the space it requires, or maybe change you plans altogether. National Capital Commission

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This man is not who he appears to be. The 'wife' is a friend's mother and he is being investigated for his treatment of her. Too bad the reporter didn't do their due deligence.

This man is not who he appears to be. The 'wife' is a friend's mother and he is being investigated for his treatment of her. Too bad the reporter didn't do their due deligence.
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Was disappointed to see #ablism on The Social when Melissa Grelo flippantly suggested Ben Affleck take a med for his debilitating migraines. If only it were that easy when your head feels like it was used for batting practice. #invisibleillness #chronicillness