Sometimes you just have to sit there and wait while the chicharron soaks up the salsa verde!

His leg shows he’s so skinny he can hand glide on a Dorito 🤷🏽‍♂️

Heading back to visit family in San Jose and can’t wait to get my hands on a carne asada burrito at Super Taqueria.

For some weird reason, I restarted watching NASCAR today. Then I saw Michael Waltrip talk to the only Mexican driver using the classic Mexican accent.

I’m back in my hometown and I’m finally ready to admit there’s a crap load of potholes here too.

The American tourists in Mexico are complaining they can’t see the eclipse because the bandas are in the way

The choice is yours!

Aidan O’Gannon

Acceptance is allowing things to be the way they are without wanting to or having the urge to do anything about it. Cilantro, cebolla, lime and salsa is truly acceptance then!

X Twat

Trump is clearly winning this debate. He’s a masterdebater

If he can make tacos great again, I’ll vote for him. #debate

Joe dun messed up tonight

Downtown San Jose

Does anyone have a private jet I can borrow? I just need it for, like, 12 minutes- tops. I just need to take a few photos of me going into it while holding 4 tacos the tripa !

#cilantro taste like soap to certain people because it’s God’s way of telling them to wash out their filthy fucken mouths!

My guess is he cheated and this is how she gets back at him.

Reflection without actions is like a taco without a tortilla!

Don’t call yourself a taqueria if you close at 8pm.

In another episode of No Ragrets, was tramp misspelled? #trumpstamp