The angels would be absolutely insane not to take the best offer for Ohtani at the deadline. Hoping to see him on a playoff contender.

I really hope Pete Alonso is never a Red Sox. I don’t want to be forced to root for this guy.

Man, life is fuckin hard.

Maybe we shouldn’t have freed Britney.

Damn. Best knuckleballer ever. Rip

Mac Jones just isn’t the answer anymore, no matter how bad the offensive line is.

Going to be a longgggg season for the patriots lol. What a terrible team.

Jada Pinkett finally free to have sex with the ghost of Tupac after seperating from Will Smith

Derek jeter sucks. He’s like watching paint dry. Who thought having him on tv would be a good idea?

Ufc doctor on this card.

Wow. Adolis Garcia. Wow.

Did Charissa Thompson think this was going to be a good look? How did she not just end her own career?

lol. This patriots teams is great. I’m however glad we lost.

My daughter knows counting worms by heart now and I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder as a dad.

Need one person for a $100 fantasy baseball league, any takers?

OPENING DAY. Let’s goooo

For some strange reason today the winter came back.

The Ghostbusters theme song has no business going as hard as it does.