Wow.

“In my position it is somewhat important that I should not say foolish things.” - President Abraham Lincoln, November 18, 1863

I’m pretty sure the real China Virus is delivered through Christmas lights - mysteriously making every strand have about ⅓ of the lights defective. It’s all a ploy by the CPC to drive Americans bat shit crazy every year and want to murder each other.

Perhaps the greatest white elephant gift of all time. Ultimate 1969 transistor technology. The TR7 fish caller. We’re going to absolutely slay the walleye this year.

Hey ESPN Monday night baseball. Please, please, please STOP with the Star Wars garbage. New idea for you - maybe talk some baseball?

I WILL NOT SPEND ONE DIME AT YANKEES STADIUM UNTIL A COACH IS FIRED. RETWEET TO ENDORSE.

Retweet if you can name all of these players without looking at the comments.

Bills Mafia can we show the world why we have the best fans in the world by getting these votes up by retweeting this tweet. I need you guys help #ProBowlVote Dion Dawkins

RT if you miss baseball

The first signature on my 48 jersey came from Molly. A warrior who fought as hard as she could for nearly 2 years. She was feisty & fun & an amazing big sister. I will always look at this jersey and think of you & will continue fighting until we have a cure. #NoGiveUpInUs.

Hey Cape Cod Chips - I’m a big fan. Normally can’t put them down. But recently got a party bag of original sea salt - exp date is 6/10/23 - and something is off? Texture is the same but no taste - my wife and I think there’s no salt. Is that possible? Did you change the formula?

Sarah Langs Sarah Langs - you are a hero. Thank you for your bravery and the opportunity to help!

An executive from UPS should actually try using their customer support. This could be the worst customer service I’ve ever encountered. I’ve been on line 1 hour 18 min now - transferred to 5 different people -lied to -told I was getting a refund by email but didn’t -worst ever!

This is everything. If your college doesn’t have this, it should! Special Olympics New York & SUNY Cortland show how inclusion benefits all involved. www2.cortland.edu/news/detail.do… #ChoosetoInclude #PlayUnified

Welcome back, Matt Milano #Bills #BillsMafia

So proud of team 105! That our 6th Class AA championship in the last 9 years !

The cowardice of Congress is the best argument ever that term limits would be better than what we have now. If losing your precious House seat is so important to you that you will jettison all morals, constitutional oaths and civic pride you shouldn't have the job to begin with.