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Probably because “Homer’s Phobia” exists?

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

Miscellaneous unc is shooting poison

im in tears.

Tony stole Elvira from Frank, killed Frank, had the Porsche and survived the shootout in the club. Coming outside and seeing this I would have felt untouchable as well.

They have nothing in common

Why are yall talking like that

Just when you think the sentence can't get any worse...

the ass spanking factory

Trump says Cole Allen "hates Christians" but there's zero evidence for this. In fact, Allen identified as Christian less than a month ago, and was enraged by Trump's AI image portrayal of himself as Jesus: kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-was…

wait this is what “adult toys” are?? that’s so cool, I am DEFINITELY gonna check out the adult toy store downtown

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

"I was waiting for you to read that, I knew you would" = "This Epstein angle was the shit I expected" lmaooo

Lmaoo?????

“has anyone of y’all taken minoxidil before?”

yeah it's a shame when something sticks around too long and becomes a soulless shell of what it once was

Sydney Sweeney dancing with Shaboozey at Stagecoach Festival

You are a prophet