Reason number 69420 why having kids is a stupid idea

Do we get tomorrow off work or what? #RIPQueenElizabeth

Me copping one seated ticket for Sam fender at st James park after being in the queue for 3 hours. (I’m in the top row)

Journey: “don’t stop believing “ is the greatest song ever written. Prove me wrong

Poland and Germany being on the same side during WWIII #WW3

Megalongdong

Stick that one in your baguettes you frog eating bastards

I fucking hate the French

Bunch of baguette eating dickhead frogs

Ski holidays absolutely shit all over summer holidays

My girlfriend has started getting Pedro Pascal thirst traps on her fyp. I’m finished

Hope everyone else is having a better day than me. I’ve just been pied by a robot 💔

The boys on the gc talking about how their convo with their Snapchat AI’s are going when mine won’t talk to me.

I have a serious travel bug

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Darwin Nunez is the greatest player the world has ever seen