D-class “people”.

I tried to join the Chaos Insurgency during a containment breach but they laughed at me for my haircut and locked me in the janitors closet.

Alright valued customers, destroy him

D#-13131 is actually a pretty nice sleep paralysis demon if you get to know him.

There’s some stupid rumor going around that some of us are cloned! Ha! My ass, 1567 might have the same looking face, hair, height, and birth mark as me but...and sound the same and...shit...hold on...that can’t be—

Hi, I’m D-#3457, and I’m gonna move this chair inside SCP-487. Welcome to D-Class ass!

Oh, so you call yourself a D-boy? List every single D class ID in order.

Like for [REDACTED] RT if you prefer [DATA EXPUNGED]

Keep scrolling, and steer clear. Us D-Class we’re conscripted for directly handling anomalies like this one. It’s an anomaly to discriminate against LGBTQ+

Site Admin called my PS5 an SCP and “contained” it in his office. Bitch.

heh

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I hate my existence.

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Risen

(1/13) Fuck, I’m in Site-⬛️⬛️