I may have to make a citizens arrest - Pull Over 🍦🍨🍦🍦

I feel like it’s a law that any Nissan Sentra driving in #DC has to be missing at least two hubcaps 🛞

Ridiculous

I have 4 tickets available in section 117, row 11 for this Sunday’s game. DM me if interested. #DCDefenders #defendDC #Defenders

⁦Tipsy⁩ - Dude

I have not drank a soda in 10+ years not one drink - & sometimes that Mountain in the checkout aisle just looks different and brings back memories … today was one of them

Grandpa at Disney telling all the kids and grandkids we all should’ve worn the bright green shirts. We almost lost one of you.

Looks like it was made by a 3-D printer

Grandpa thought the stairs were going to be the main problem today

No - cheese and mushrooms is my jam when I eat pizza - usually just on Super Bowl day

Lining them up for pink slips

Let's play another round of 'what season is it?' :)

After doing yard work all day 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I thought he was Mauricio from the real housewives of Beverly Hills at quick glance

Dude stocked up on the bags #RaiseHail 🏈

#Raisehail #HTTC - these little dudes are pretty cool🏈🏈

Because you always want to keep a cold 12 pack in your hunting regiment with a loaded rifle

I love shopping early morning shopping … Everyone I’ve seen has handwritten lists -

Home Depot, you do not open until 8 AM Sunday? I see you forgotten about the true Workingman that’s up early and wants to get stuff done. 🌴🌸🌴🎄