BLAIRE WHITE This guy wakes up every morning and smears, shoe polish on his face. Crazyyyy

Have you tried not being a cunt? That can sometimes help.

this has been stuck in my head for 3 days...

I’m beginning to understand serial killers

£5 in Tesco vouchers. Thank you thank you so much

Boomers kicking off WWIII just before they die as one last fuck you is really on brand

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

RIP to the Americans who died because Trump fucked little girls with Jeffery Epstein

Rachel Reeves as soon as their flights hit British tarmac

Me trying to figure out if I should be getting ready for WW3, another pandemic, the AI takeover, economic collapse or all of the above

HMRC when the Dubai evacuees arrive back in the UK:

HMRC the moment Brits come back from Dubai:

Tweet of the year?

The rapture is a theological novelty, utterly foreign to every Christian who lived before two hundred years ago. The idea is built mainly off of three prooftexts that dispensationalists yank wildly out of context. Thread🧵

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. Here are some of the best... 1/25 - Mrs Doubtfire

Seems right for N.mids anyhow

well baby i don’t really feel like eating everybody dick tonight can i just go to bed tokyo toni

🤣🤣🤣 This ex-con/substitute teacher didn't do anything wrong. She just told her student that her mama was like the Virgin Mary, just a jezebel giving it away to everyone. 🤔 Some people are just beyond help.💯

Bisschen Spaß mit dem Stinkefisch Surströmming 🫣😅🤣