Douglas B Wimmer (@dbwimmer) 's Twitter Profile
Douglas B Wimmer

@dbwimmer

I write things for the page and screen. Perpetually in need of a nap.

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Took a shift at one of the COVID vaccination centers in Phoenix this morning and got my first dose of the Pfizer vaccine. It felt really good. 🥳

Took a shift at one of the COVID vaccination centers in Phoenix this morning and got my first dose of the Pfizer vaccine. It felt really good. 🥳
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Almost four years ago, a Texas judge told me that I would have to choose between my children and my career. Here's to choosing both. austinchronicle.com/screens/2021-0…

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Chris Corbould testing the practical (!!) effect his team created for TLJ. Happy #maythefourthbewithyou to all the incredible technicians who pull stuff like this off over the years, and to the best fans in the galaxy. ❤️

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I just discovered there's a new feature on here called Fleets. Upon going to research what this new thing was, I also found out it's being discontinued in a week. It seems It's been a minute since I Twittered.

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Watching Sig.ra Lara Borgia🏭️'s endlessly entertaining #AnnaAndTheApocalypse for the first time in a while and the references to a flu-like pandemic, everyone calling in sick, and reminders to use hand sanitizer... all feel a bit too prescient now, don't they? 🤔

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Had a work conference call this morning. Pretty mundane stuff, but mostly productive. The presenter asked one guy to talk about his portion and he blurted "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" with a "heh" chaser. Adorable.

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Stopped by a newly-built Goodwill today and picked up this little gem for a cool $29.95. Says it was built in Western Germany and it still works! Came in the original case and even had the original receipt and maintenance kit inside.

Stopped by a newly-built Goodwill today and picked up this little gem for a cool $29.95. Says it was built in Western Germany and it still works! Came in the original case and even had the original receipt and maintenance kit inside.
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One of the little joys of worldwide product distribution. I will henceforth refer to my "drill" as an Electric Punching Tool. Without question the superior name.

One of the little joys of worldwide product distribution. I will henceforth refer to my "drill" as an Electric Punching Tool. Without question the superior name.
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👋 Hi, I'm Katie Hobbs. I'm Arizona's Secretary of State and I'm running for governor against the most extreme GOP candidate in the country. Every poll shows this race NECK and NECK. Can you retweet this and help me reach 130,000 followers?

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Had a young girl (7ish?) come in with her dad. She finds a dressing room and says she's going to live there. I say she has to get permission from her dad and submit a resume. She did, and this is it. I mean, I've seen worse resumes come across my desk.

Had a young girl (7ish?) come in with her dad. She finds a dressing room and says she's going to live there. I say she has to get permission from her dad and submit a resume. She did, and this is it. I mean, I've seen worse resumes come across my desk.