That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

My number 8 Your number 8

“Wale wagonjwa wakona low blood sugar nimepiga simu mumias, kila mtu atapata sukari leo”

Kumbe KMTC si number plate ya nduthi??

If I found out my wife was having a 6 year affair with a NFL HC and had the audacity to name one of our sons after him…

I respect the commitment to the hustle.

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

Soldiers should know better. You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a member of congress.

Man sit yo dumb ass down

She was CIA, sent to spy on them because they were involved in sensitive projects. Then she fell in love with Leonard.

Kaley Cuoco was getting paid more per week to play a broke waitress than Penny would have earned in a decade of actual waitressing. Season 1 paid her $60,000 per episode, the same as Galecki and Parsons. By season 4 she was at $200,000. By season 8 she signed a three-year deal

Sasa hizi ndo gani walah Kibaki's silence to shenanigans is dearly missed.

In Europe the max you’ll ever pay for a ticket is maybe £1.5k and that’s to go to the Champions League final or an El Classico. They’re selling World Cup tickets for $2.3M. God bless the United States of America what an incredibly tapped country.

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Oya victor gichohi

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