
DBA Reactions
@dbareactions
I keep a webcam on my monitor, and when bad things happen, I post my reaction.
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http://DBAreactions.com 11-01-2013 22:26:12
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Brent Ozar
@brento
I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.
Craig Mullins - data, Db2, and mainframes
@craigmullins
Data strategist: DBA, Db2, database, data, DBMS, mainframes, IBM Z | IBM Champion for Data & AI | IBM Gold Consultant | Db2 and mainframe veteran
Bob Pusateri
@sqlbob
Microsoft Certified Master. Senior Data Professional. International presenter, blogger, author, conference organizer. Tweets are my own.
Lavanya Siliveri
@lsiliveri
Principal Cloud Architect - Oracle Cloud Infrastructure
sqldev
@sqldev_123
Powerful DBMS tool, focusing on fine-grained access control, data security, dynamic data de-identification. sqldev.cc
Rob He/Him - Not here
@sqldbawithbeard
over there
Connor loves SQL , 🍸and ☕️
@connor_mc_d
Hi I'm Connor McDonald! 🔥keen on tech esp. SQL/database 🔥keen on fitness 🔥keen on coffee 🔥keen on gin 🔥keen on sarcasm I speak for me not my employer
Monica Rathbun
@sqlespresso
Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.
Matt Gordon
@sqlatspeed
Sr. Architect, Data & Analytics @BJSSLtd by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
Homer Mc
@killadba
I write techie songs for IT Businesses. Subscribe to my YouTube (link below) Ques! Go Dawgs! BZ. BS/CS @UGA. MS/CS @GaTech. http://[email protected] 🎤🎧🎵🎹
Anoop Noel
@anoopnoel

El gat espantat
@gorbakk

Hope Foley
@hope_foley
Work for Microsoft as Data & AI Cloud Solutions Architect, big fan of doing fun things with data, mom, wife, general mover and shaker, princess of Nerdistan
Hammad Mansoor
@hammad_83
I don't know what to say about my Bio, but I try to be honest and open about my views. I love my country and believe in it's ideology.
Gato
@eigato

SQLBits
@sqlbits
Industry’s leading Data Platform conference - over 200 sessions across 4 days covering a range of data technologies📊 Winner of UK Conference of the Year 2020🏆
Nitish Srivastava
@nitish12081989
A Data Enthusiast
Gianluca Sartori
@spaghettidba
Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis Retired account, please find me with same handle where the sky is blue
Brent Ozar Unlimited
@brentozarultd
We help you make Microsoft SQL Server faster and more reliable.
Koen Verbeeck 🇺🇦 🌈
@ko_ver
BI pro and tattooed #sqlserver geek. Data warehousing. Data Platform MVP. Punk rock fan. Married & father of 2. He/him @[email protected].
HK
@_h_k_l_o_l

Guillermo Rios R. 🇲🇽
@guilleriosr
DBA & Coffee Geek.
James Chandler
@jameschandler5

Tewa Diogor Nwa Aburo n'ike 🆖
@thintewa
Do just ur best| Like&RT != Agreement 💼 STEM | DBA | Technology 👨🔧
Andy Yun
@sqlbek
@dgmelkin's Personal Chef | Pure Storage FSA | SQL Server Dev/DBA | Conference Speaker | Dog Lover | Foodie | Novice Guitarist | sqlbek.bsky.social
Abid Rafique
@abidrafique103

David Wimbush
@davidwimbush
SQL Server DBA, database guy
Rie Merritt🌻
@irishsql
Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her, JustRie.bsky.social, MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz Tweets are my OWN
Franck Pachot
@franckpachot
🥑 Developer Advocate at 🍃 MongoDB 🔸 AWS Data Hero 🅾️ Oracle Certified Master ▝▞ YugabyteDB 🐘 PostgreSQL 𝕏posting to bsky/mstdn/lnkdn
Mert Yavaşca
@mert_yavasca
ITU / İzmir
truncate table sem where
@daniellleite_
SQL Server - PostgreSQL - MySQL - DBA , always trying a new way of DROP DATABASE
Anders Pedersen
@arrowdrive
Senior DBA, 20+ years experience. Views are entirely my own unless stated otherwise. He/him. This profile dead. Same account name on Bluesky
SANDY XIE
@xie_987
World Traveler, Attorney Advisor to Private Equity Fund
blahnetwork911
@blahnetwork911
IT Infrastructure Architect / Investor FFDP Fan / Diehard Waterfowl hunter / Ice fisherman
Katie Thorpe
@katiethorpept

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)
@sqlstudent144
I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
Vivian Noronha
@classyneo
Abnormally normal | FC Bayern 🔴 | Die Mannschaft 🇩🇪 | opinions are my own
SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity
computer security person. former helpdesk.
Jeff Iannucci
@desertdba
#SQLServer Consultant @StraightPathSQL | Author @pluralsight | #SQLFamily | Helping where I can
Evelyn. nachi Nk
@nkonyenachi

Chelsea Willans
@smilelilpenguin
Penguins and puppies
Dave Wylie
@blountindahouse

Kalle Anka
@wmcessan

Robert Cramer
@notthemainframe

Luis Manuel Castillo Colombo
@codelmcc

Harvinder Arora
@harvind08292529

LuizCamargoJr
@luizcamargojr1
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Zohaib Sheikh
@zohaib_sheikh07
Engineering my first wife
Kristofer Grahn
@grahnkristofer

Azimutt · Database explorer and analyzer
@azimuttapp
The first ERD made for real world databases 🤩 Explore, document, design and analyze your database schema seamlessly.
fifth 👾
@fifthandrewsson
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Tabby Worthington
@lbtabby
Just another weirdo on the internet. Community manager at Liquibase. Views are my own.
Taurus Email
@mhtauruss

Erik Fjord
@autumn_crash
Just your average netizen.
BiscuitsWOW
@biscuitswow

ERD Lab - Free Data Modeling Tool
@erdlab_io
Import existing #SQL or #develop new #database without writing a single line of #code. Visualize your schemas to share & collaborate with your team. erdlab.io
AM
@weridma

_k1therealist
@_k1therealist
I’m a YouTuber who reacts to different videos my channel name is khalilreactss this is one of my videos: youtu.be/OCGTMiPSwic
Tentacruelio
@tentacruelio

Machine Gig
@machinegig

FlexOps x DevOps
@flexopsco
Start the FlexOps 3-step process today: flexops.dev/free-devops-co…
vattikunta nikhilchowdary
@vnikhilchowdary

Ennafiri Abdelkrim
@eabdelkrim7

Low Mane
@low__mane

Jeanie Jeanie
@jeaniejoyjoy

Sumith
@kathuriasumith

MrGrimes
@mrgrrimes
🇮🇹
MinervaDB
@webscaledba
Building #OpenSource Database Infrastructure on #MySQL #PostgreSQL #MariaDB #InnoDB #RocksDB #ClickHouse #Cloud #RDS #Linux #SRE #DBA #MongoDB #NoSQL
SQL DLM
@tsqlrich

Ivan Novakov
@ivan_p_novakov
When you learn something, learn it to where you can explain it to a child.