To the warehouse! #fuck

People that take offense to their age are so pussy. Bitch you’ve lived 60 years you are 60.

Fuck i miss Julio Jones

Took a monster shit in the building before class. We are emptied and fueled at the same time.

I actually can’t believe that dahmer was really eating people. Like that shits insane how do you like fr filet up a human. Fucking pectoral stew and shit

Dolly Parton needs to be included when talking about some of the hottest women ever.

Got piss on my shorts. Had to save the day #methods

At the gym and holy damn do I STIINK😷😷🤮

Fuck me we can’t keep anything.

if somebody did this after picking me off i’m killing myself

Hittin legs with John Mayer in the AirPods. Is that soy boy or do you want me?

“Like do you not care” “how are you so nonchalant” they all chant as I watch Josh Allen #takeurasstobed

No shot Josh Allen finished with 213 yards. What in the fuck does prizepicks know.

I think we advanced too far. The strongest or smartest were the ones to survive but they advanced us too much to where life is easy enough for the dipshits. #backday

Make storming the field great again #cornballs

I cannot believe that Brian Kelly threw his quarterback under the bus like that… get him out of the sec #LSUvsOleMiss

The first thing my professor said to us was “How do you guys feel about Taylor’s new album?”… and then she said 6.67 an nobody laughed. I hate college.

Why doesn’t someone get a semi Down’s syndrome kid that still have a high functioning brain but the physical attributes of a downy and make him the greatest mma fighter of all time? Normal human strength and bone structure genuinely couldn’t compete.

Monroe Freeling hates freedom.

Rewatched free solo last night. I think I would’ve just picked a route where I could hike el cap instead of the route he took