I actually don't need an adult bris. It was just a Bugle™. #earthquakeNY #JerseyStrong #Quakeroats #genitalmills

No laws against the claws #imtanked

Still petting your own cat? LMAO OK! 😹

I only eat seared scallops if the edges have been scalloped. #YMCMB

Albany Update: We're doing NXEAM now. It's the sequel to NXIVM. We're in talks to get someone from #TheArrowverse 🤞

"Corky Romano" is just "Pootie Tang" for Italians.

Still so much to be on sorry for in 2024. girlthisismysorryfor2024.com

What the fuck?

Hungry Hungry Hippocratic Oaths™

#catnap

Boy, I sure hope my Pudgy Pedro's Blue Jumbo Sun Glasses™ will be delivered soon...

#grindstone #sagharbor #longisland

#America

Call me The Right Side of the Hieronymus Bosch painting, "The Garden of Earthly Delights", if ya nasty. 😉

MALA OR MAGA??? DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER YOU WILL ZEE MY PRETTY FACE PN HERE OR NO LONGER!!! 🤔🤔🤔

We used to have a kid in the old neighborhood that was a little skibidi toilet, if ya know what I mean.

#TheRizzler #Sizzler

Merry X-mas