Why?

//I swear ima be active just let me go beg my lil sis for a phone number really quick—

// And now im making a Chuuya cOoL-

“ Why when ever I wake up everyone is sleeping?? “

❝ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ɪᴛ! ❞ ♡ 𝗡/𝗦𝗙𝗪 ♡ 𝗟𝗶𝘁. 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰. 𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 ♡ 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 ♡ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 #𝘂𝘄𝘂𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗱 ❝ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ! ❞

Dazai: I got in trouble just because I came in to work late. Chuuya: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

It’s november and you people have the gall to play anything besides christmas music. The only song I should ever hear when I step outside my door is All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. Anything else is sin.

Chuuya: What are we doing? Dazai: Wasting our lives. Chuuya: I meant for lunch.

I heard crab—

❝ ɪ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ,❞ ♡ 𝗡/𝗦𝗙𝗪 ♡ 𝗟𝗶𝘁. 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰. 𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 ♡ 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 ♡ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 #𝘂𝘄𝘂𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗱 ❝ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ.❞

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// I matched all my accounts with another one except for this one lmao

Kunikida: *Answers phone.* Hello? Dazai: It's Dazai. Kunikida: What did he do this time? Dazai: No, it's me, Dazai. It’s actually me. Kunikida: What did you do this time?

What would happen if I ate a two-year old piece of candy?

// Hi everyone!! So I know I’ve been disappearing a lot lately and I haven’t been able too keep my word on staying,, and I’m not going to say I’m here too stay. If I come back. .it’ll be around spring or summer break. When I have time again. +