The number of short nerdy laughs at HalfStack Events makes me feel whole lol. So many fantastic speakers!!

For someone who watched Sesame Street everyday growing up with my grandma, this really hit me with the feels. I love Sesame Street

the argument that free college also makes it free for rich people is very funny objectively. hmm well, we COULD give everyone $60,000, but if we did that, sure, you'd get $60,000, but the guy who we taxed $6,000,000 to fund this will ALSO get $60,000

Tina aka Sassquatch

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

People at Fox News really trying to see if they got their brainwashing to that next level

"I'm ashamed and embarrassed" Burnley's Ben Mee responds to an offensive banner flown over the Etihad Stadium before today's game with Man City More: trib.al/1bWLOf3

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I just saw that Milecia 🍟 is presenting at this year’s Techlahoma Foundation’s ⚡ThunderPlains⚡ conference! Yay!

Never underestimate how much ASAP CHA likes Ben Simmons 😂😂

I cannot believe what I just heard on United View. 🔰 Flex 🔰 said, “Garnacho is a world class talent”. I don’t know how you didn’t walk off the set right there Tobs #TouchlineFracas

I ask again, do you really think loaning Werner was a good choice? Honestly, whoever decided to do this early on in the window should be fired… into the sun.

Me watching what Forest players are doing to Archie Gray #coys

Has anyone confirmed that Arteta isn’t a vampire?