Last time my job did this, I jokingly said “is this part of our bonus?” Everybody was dying laughing. Before I left that day, HR manager pulled me in the office saying “please never say that again in front of everybody. And to answer your question, yes, it is”

I enjoyed this video sooo much. You can tell they play a lot 😍😍

Its twin brother is already popular, suffering.

An APC lawmaker buying Generator sets in bulk for the people of his constituency. He already knows that his party won’t fix the electricity problem in the country. If you check, he also laughed when PO went to Egypt to study their electricity model.

“Try and smile for me, you’re always frowning” Abeg shift you idiot.

Seems a bit rushed but congratulations to them.

No do this one o. Make I no vomit okazi for your hand 😔

This shit funny as hell 😂😂

Proud Egba babe!!! hasn’t answered and returned my calls since yesterday…please tell the other sister you have to free you for me small nau! I miss you gahdammit!!!😭

Lamy Proud Egba babe!!! You never tweet about your best friend and brother

KikiETH Proud Egba babe!!! I will on November 29th🌚

#ProudEgbababe #Egba #Egbaliganza

“If Bible Characters lived in Modern times”. A thread. 😂 1. Joseph

The bullshit I heard today , honestly wasn't that strange.. I've heard it in the whispers, gossip and whatnot... However the source of the said bullshit has left me nothing short of flabberfuckinggasted walahi !!!

Me at random times of the day, remembering Sis Agnes's Dami oh gerh 😩😩😂😂😂😂

Hello Nigeria Immigration Service your passport renewal NIN verification webpage has not worked for 6 months and yes that is how long some of us have been trying to verify our NIN so we can book appointment dates. Please do something 🙏🏼 abeg !!!

Random poems I remember..I Will Pronounce Your Name by Leopold Sedar sengor .I will pronounce your name, Naett, I will declaim you, Naett! Naett, your name is mild like cinnamon, it is the fragrance in which the lemon grove sleeps Naett, your name is the sugared clarity ! Common!

I used 'kobalized' in a conversation with a non -Nigerian .

Who else remembers when V just casually said " shebemi ni Momodu? O ma bami Dele! Ovation!" as if that wasn’t enough, he goes ahead to say " I just worship the buddy, ibadi ! Ibadi!! IBA IDI!!!!!!🙌🙌” Dammit VEC! 🤯