guy in the middle can still hug his kids tho

"are you busy?" Me: "no" *incoming video call*

Si salvas a la novia te deja por tener esposa. Si salvas a la esposa te deja por tener amante. La madre crocodilo puede sobrevivir en el agua. La señora random no la conozco. El dinero

does zara larsson ever think for herself or are all her opinions from twitter?

Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.

K POP IS NOT A LEGITIMATE ART FORM!

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

white people when they get a chance to be blatantly racist

if you criticize a white woman for being problematic they’ll call you misogynistic on twitter dot com

let a bitch yodel during Chappell Roan set I swear she not making it home

yo en el examen tratando de recordar algo que nunca estudié

Why do people like to point out that someone is quiet?

“wtf was i about to google?”

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

At this point I can’t even call it procrastinating anymore, I’m straight up jeopardizing my future 😭

I don’t dislike the kardashians but I do think it’s funny how mfs switch up they aesthetic when they’re no longer fw Black men