Here’s a practical problem. What happens to the “Two World Wars and World Cup dudah” chant should England win? Because “Two World Wars, One World Cup and One Euros dudah” doesn’t scan at all. I think England are better off not winning..

😀Shot

Everton aren’t we….

Eeeeeee you bacon, Lycra nonce

You just knew he would have a Union Jack in his bio, flag nonce

Best phone call ever, my bird is cancer free, fuck you cancer!!!

Sometimes the block button on here is a beautiful thing, I hate using it, freedom of speech and all that but some people are just ignorant cunts

Only they don’t

City are in danger of becoming a Welsh train station…

City are dog shit and it’s beautiful to watch #ManchesterCity

This dickhead, all apologetic coz she’s ripped through presents during the night and has probably been eating make up, she nearly ended up being shipped to Korea first class, with a sign saying 날 먹어 and now she’s fell asleep on me so I can’t move and keep me bird moist

Fucking hate New Year me, my birthday is on the 5th and is always a non event as it’s so close to Christmas and I have fuck all to look forward to. Roll on Thailand in 8 weeks for legal weed, £2 Pad Thai and chilling in paradise with my bird after a shite 2024 for her

Remember when Twitter was a laugh, now it’s just a political cesspit controlled by the biggest cunt in the world Elon Musk I’m off to Bluesky

Yer da goes on twitter….

What Merseyrail thought they were getting and what they actually got…

Sort the loose paving stones out, I’ll send you my cleaning bill, fucking fuming Liverpool City Council

Another bad day for Arsenal, so their fans must now turn their attention to finding an excuse for why it happened... 18+ GambleAware