Freeks and geeks is my fav

Just letting everyone know that me and @irlyourbabygirl will be participating in sexual activities tonight.

Just letting everyone know me and @irlyourbabygirl will NOT be participating in sexual activities tonight.

I'm so lost idk what to do

When your ex tries to come back into your life and you're like

Or they'll start fucking vacuuming at 7:04 in the fucking morning on a Saturday.

Kids that think they are fucking allstars in gym class need to remember it's only gym class & cool the fuck down before they get hurt.

If you've passed the puberty stage and you're still ugly af rt because i am too

Why don't all the people who are forever alone all get together and not be forever alone anymore💁 *uneven amount of people* FUCK

Friends is the reason why I only sleep about 3 hours a night and fail most of my classes

this is so fucked up but oh my god my laughter isnt stopping

If you call your white friends "nigga" you need to stick tooth picks in between your toe nails and kick a wall as hard as you can. #truth

Me on Friday the 13th

I would marry pizza if it was possible.

Me

We need robots that can cook, clean and do your homework.

Dominick White you the real mvp

YOOOOO

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