Rule of thumb: if it doesn’t come out of my mouth… it’s not true. ✨

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

Me when a man ask me to cook for him.

Popular Singer D4vd was found with 16 stab wounds to the chest and neck area in his jail cell this morning after he was arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas a couple days ago 😬 Pray for D4vd and everyone involved 🙏

When u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

I’m an extremely PRIVATE person and I don’t share my personal life with others. So anyone speaking on me or making claims about my life is NOT speaking from any real truth or direct conversation with me. Please don’t put narratives on my name.

when you've already calculated how many hours you're going to sleep, but you can't fall asleep and the number keeps dropping

Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

the silence after surviving a day that no one knew was hard.

Me after reading the messages I sent when I was mad

good gawd we gotta do something bout all the porn on this app. this is outta control

Nobody: Me when I thought the McFlurry spoon was a straw 🤣

"Are you free after work?" Me after work:

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

“finally a day off” my day off: