If Michigan pulls off the upset with AOC there, we’re changing it to the Blue New Deal

When someone asks what jack-o’-lanterns were originally carved from:

#DUSTSTORM

BREAKING: The county is seeking a court order to extend the two polling locations’ hours past the statewide 7 p.m. deadline to compensate for the disruption. atlantanewsfirst.com/2024/11/05/2-f…

Legit surprised the hour of babbling river sounds on this week's Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only CFB podcast didn't include at least one OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA snuck in there

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today: – Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them.

Just in: 12 polling places in Georgia are having their hours extended due to Russian-originated bomb threats, according to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger.

We have not received any results yet from Fulton County or DeKalb. Clayton has reported 62% of its vote and is +71 points for Harris

As always: FUCK OHIO

FYI Coach Jason Kirk

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The only geaux this kid knows is GEAUX BLEU

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Great to see this awesome review in the latest issue of The Clarinet! We agree - David Cook 's transcription of Samuel Coleridge-Taylor's violin sonata for clarinet and piano skillfully brings a wonderful piece into the clarinet repertoire! bassclarinet.ecwid.com/Coleridge-Tayl…

Upsets of the year (retrodictive, based on delta between winning and losing team's end of year FEI ratings): NIU 16, Notre Dame 14 (-1.48 delta) Michigan 13, Ohio State 10 (-1.05) Tulsa 46, UTSA 45 (-1.02) Georgia State 36, Vanderbilt 32 (-1.02) Stanford 38, Louisville 35 (-0.98)

FUCK

That's right, Animated Ryan Day can't hurt you.