To be clear, if Beto was my senator and he pulled the same shit as Cruz I’d be just as furious. I don’t care about “owning the libs” or “pwning the pubs” (just made up) I care about elected officials not bailing the country for a vacation while their constituents are in danger

I don’t care what Cruz said at CPAC, but I do care that it appears Texas was just a layover stop for him between Cancun and Orlando to drop a pack of water into someone’s trunk and abandon his constituents again as they get slammed with $16,000 electrical bills.

I do not like hypocrisy. I do not like it can't you see? I do not like it in the House. I do not like it when they grouse. I do not like it in the Senate. I do not like it as a tenet. Dr. Seuss books have not been banned. This "controversy" is completely canned.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll end up 40 with no employable skills.

Quitting my day job to pursue my true passion: writing the softest of soft-rock music for children’s programming. I’m all about Snacks, Hugs, and Rock n’ Roll.

In this house we don’t shorten pizza to ‘za. We put pizz in our mouths.

David Ward I’m not even being hot take-y when I say I think it was actively good

I’m still living off the high of changing the garbage disposal by myself six months ago.

Here’s a fun BTS video I edited for Netflix and bmp creative. The Mitchells vs The Machines is also an incredible movie that I highly recommend if you haven’t checked it out yet.

Fun promo I edited for my favorite movie of the year.

If you want to get good at Twitter you can just do what I do: - Spend a lot of time writing out a tweet. - Ask yourself “who gives a shit?” - Delete tweet. - Go about your life.

This vid I edited for Mitchell’s vs the Machines is my fave thing I’ve cut all year. It had me crying every time & Michael Rianda Phil Lord & Christopher Miller seem like good dudes. Give them the Oscar (Not for being good dudes but because it’s the best movie) youtu.be/DRKdcFt5sN4

we made another episode of Chillin with Gillan. This shit is SO weird. Featuring Brian demi adejuyigbe and @adamlustick and as always Karen Gillan’s mother. Watch this, then watch The Bubble on Netflix, then watch this again. youtu.be/xYtZNj8QEdo

today's lesson: how to take on the demogorgon by the duffer brothers

New episode of Behind the FX I edited. Might be my favorite one so far.

The Sea Beast is SO GOOD!! Here's a behind-the-scenes look at how it was animated, scripted by BMP's Ryan Larkin + edited by David Ward

This is an excellent doc. Check it out.

Pretty awesome to see one of my all time favorite comedians tweeting out a video I edited.

I already know what’s going to be my favorite movie of the year:

Nolan Ryan's opponents — and teammates — reveal what it felt like to square off with the most intimidating pitcher in baseball history. Facing Nolan is now on Netflix.