Representative Gary Day of Pennsylvania is totally cool with schools spreading COVID. Thanks, Gary Day, for your spineless leadership. A courageous leader would make evidence-based decisions, but not you! Keep kowtowing to your party!

You know what I love about Stardew Valley? There’s no pressure. If I wanted pressure I’d manage my real life.

Alfonso Rivas 2 hits and a double in his first MLB game! While the #Cubs are bludgeoning my soul with shitty baseball the rest of the season, moments like this are all I have. Attaboy Alfonso!

hot girl summer is over. the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters

I enjoy decorating the yard for Halloween.

My wife doesn’t want to watch Dune and neither does my son, so I’m stuck sneaking 20 minute chunks of it here and there.

I just had some great ideas for new superheroes: Crotch Jumpsuit Plasmalaser Justiceplague Lady Punchfoe Peter Falk The Article Fuckit

BOUT ME MEME • Singing: 4/10 karaoke only • Acting: 3/10 too self-conscious • Drawing: 1/10 I think in words • Dancing: 1/10 no rhythm • Writing: 7/10 me word good • Public Speaking: 7/10 fearless • Cooking: 5/10 recipes only • Driving: 8/10 • Math: 7/10

2 years of Twitter. Makes me wonder what I’m doing with my life. #MyTwitterAnniversary

This lynx is a sphinx

What is the best fantasy book universe? Please vote and retweet.

I saw a picture of a dude holding his baby and he called it the greatest Christmas present, the. I remembered you can get those at Target but you have to wait until the parents are distracted.

Happy New Year to all the friends I've made but have not yet met!

I have come to the realization that I don't like shading my minis and prefer to paint them so that they are bright and happy and that might be the breakthrough I needed to start painting again!

I'm watching the Olympics and I quietly wonder to myself if I could be friends with any of the athletes but the announcers won't tell me who plays D&D

Today I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Got to see a wood duck for the first time in real life!

I had a dream that I was playing the Star Wars rpg (which I have never played) and was playing a "mentalist" who kept trying to cold read opponents during combat. It was one of those dreams dominated by an emotion, and that emotion was frustration.

Fuck every single person who has a problem with black elves, brown harfoots, and brown-skinned dwarves.

I'm listening to the audiobook of The Two Towers (read by Andy Serkis!) This is the book in which Legolas speaks at length and lovingly about Fangorn, Gimli speaks at length and lovingly about Helm's Deep, and Sam speaks at length and lovingly about some rope. #LOTR