This day has come.

in tears at this dog saying “Diana!! Diana! What are you doing Diana!? What’s going on!???” in a Scottish accent 😭

This is every man’s greatest nightmare and it’s real

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.

BREAKING: Biden has spent a total of 532 days (40.3% of his presidency) on vacation.

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

They are ACTUALLY trying to make posting memes illegal. Vote them out.

Republicans: Can we at least deport all the r*pists and p*dophiles? 158 Democrats: No!

I'm an OBGYN She's just a lying piece of sh!t. There are no states where a woman must be on death's door. In all 50 states an OBGYN can terminate a pregnancy whenever THEY deem a woman's health is in danger. This is just a lie.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has won the 2024 Election

Kamala won all the states that don’t require voter ID. #CatchingOnYet 🤔 #DodgyDems

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

26 and nothing has changed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Shrek’s two other kids:

our new full length album Breach will be here in september. the first song, The Contract, comes out june 12th. hello Clancy hello Blurryface let’s finish this |-/