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@davidmbittinger

Writer, independent thinker | Posts satirical, political humor in poetic form: #LibertyLimericks #HaikuforTimesofSnafu

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Here’s a good bet for people who either like to gamble or wonder about people who like to gamble. curveballcommentary.com/2024/06/27/gam…

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Maybe you’ve marveled at Kamala Harris’ efforts to speak extemporaneously. Think you can recognize Harris’ special style and substance? Take this little test on the oratorical wonders of our possible next president. curveballcommentary.com/2024/08/05/kam…

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Liberty Limericks #59 You watched that debate show from hell? Well, maybe you found it just swell. I watched the Marx Brothers And likable others Whose message is not a hard sell.

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Maybe you can’t understand how a bitter failure like Hillary and a network stooge like Lester can seriously blame Trump himself for two attempts (so far) to assassinate him. This insanity -- America as an Orwell novel -- is explained by John Kass here: johnkassnews.com/democrats-the-…

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Can you tell an actual Kamala Harris quote from a facsimile? You might have a good time trying here! curveballcommentary.com/2024/08/05/kam…

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Do you recall those old folktales — stories that usually featured a benighted character who needed to learn a lesson? Some of those stories seem to be playing out today. Here are five: curveballcommentary.com/2024/10/04/fol…

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Maybe you think there couldn't be a worse “lite” product than Lite Beer, Lite Mayonnaise, or Spam Lite. There is one. Read all about it here: curveballcommentary.com/2024/10/25/mar… #ConservativeLibertarian

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Some celebrities are talented at recognizing which political party is correct and which one harbors 70 million Nazis. Their threats to move to a better country are noted today at johnkassnews. johnkassnews.com/celebrate-the-…

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As Biden’s long years of public service and international policy marketing near an end, you might want to celebrate — well, celebrate the end, anyway. Here’s a fun look at the worst presidency ever. It even throws in the second worst. curveballcommentary.com/2025/01/12/rec…

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As Biden’s years of public service and peddling of U.S. foreign policy near an end, let's celebrate it — well, celebrate the end of it, anyway. Here’s an entertaining look at the worst presidency ever. The second worst presidency is generously thrown in. curveballcommentary.com/2025/01/12/rec…

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It can be difficult to tell a conventional nightmare from a “progressive” nightmare. But if you don’t scare too easily, you’ll enjoy reviewing such an ambiguous nightmare here: curveballcommentary.com/2025/02/01/the… #Libertarian #Conservative #freethinking #reason

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Have you noticed the crazed expressions on faces of leftist politicians and their supporting performers? America has experienced Crazy before, but the new version is tough to understand. Well, here’s a fun-filled effort. I hope it doesn’t drive you crazy. curveballcommentary.com/2025/03/07/whe…

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BULLETIN! MLB cancels 2025 season due to credible threat of UFOs interfering with income for Yankees and Dodgers. World Series Champion for 2025 determined by teams finishing undefeated, winning each game by at least seven runs. Southside Chicago victory parade on April 1.

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Maybe you’ve noticed the increasingly large and loud population of childish adults. Actually they can be entertaining in a “Plan Nine From Outer Space” type of way. Here’s a quick look at the mob from a safe distance. johnkassnews.com/put-away-child…

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Vaughn is going to learn to be a smart hitter in the same season when squirrels learn how to sing grand opera. Well, maybe the following season.