Bazbollocks has moved from batting to bowling. Absurd selection. Unbalanced. Inexperienced. At least England picked a wicketkeeper.

Hmmmm.

Fine. You're not invited

This is incredible: When trump supporters were told that Joe Biden did something trump actually did, they denounced him. When told it was actually trump who did it, they immediately made excuses. Jimmy Kimmel is BRILLIANT. 😂👏

I have principles, as long as they have been ratified by my focus group.

THAT'S IT! PLAY-OFF FINAL HERE WE COME!!! 🟡🔵 #OUFC | FT: 1 - 1

QUE SERA SERA 🎶

'Was it the perfect performance?' 'Yeah.'

Steve Baker chanelling his inner Stuart Pearson as he contemplates life outside politics on #bbcnewsnight. #thickofit

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

Rishi Soon-Axed.

Keep digging lads.

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the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

And so we move into the next phase of reality’s Squid Game: the end of fact-checking. From now on, what happened, what you think happened, what you wanted to have happened, and what other people said happened, are all of equal value. Other than people getting killed, what could

No Stadium. No Club. Read Oxford United's open letter with a vital decision on the proposed new stadium approaching.👇

Every time I look at the Champions League table, I'm reminded we now have a European Super League that has been introduced by stealth and which is eating away at the fabric of English football in exactly the way the Super League would have done.

True Brexit will only be achieved once England detaches itself from the Earth’s surface, unbuckled from gravity’s tyrannical shackles it will find its destiny among the stars, launching itself into orbit as a buccaneering, free trading space island: Singapore-upon-the-Milky-Way.