On Monday 26th July 2021, ten daughters of Seamen, Fishermen or Tinners, accompanied by two widows, will be lead by a fiddler to dance around the monument to John Knill in St Ives, Cornwall. stivestowncouncil-cornwall.gov.uk/john-knill-cel…

I don't know who did this but 👏👌 #COVID19 #GetVaccinated God's Tech Support:

An old tradition of Spike Milligan's - on Christmas Day - was to phone Jesus College in Cambridge. The on-duty janitor would answer the phone "Jesus" and, on hearing those magic words, Spike would sing him Happy Birthday. That story still makes me smile every year. Happy Xmas :)

"I drove to a castle to test my eyesight" "I didn't know I was at my own birthday party" "I accidentally looked at porn after looking for tractors" The UK Government really are the smartest of us.

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1/ Treating this question in good faith because I can appreciate how someone may intuitively wonder. To begin with, no matter how large a civil service team you put together, it's not going to contain expertise on the technical detail of everything 4,000 laws cover.

The party of law and order have collapsed the justice system, and are extending the ancient Tory privilege of not going to prison for breaking the law to the wider criminal community. Leveling up in action.

Joanna Cherry, SNP, asks the killer question. If Rwanda has been made safe by the treaty Cleverly negotiated with it, why would he need legislation forcing judges to consider it safe. This is of course unanswerable, because it makes no fucking sense at all.

MAGA goes for a job interview "And finally, who did you vote for in 2024" "Donald Trump." "Sorry I don't think you're the right fit for this company" "You can't do that. That's discrimin...oh"

I guess we are burning the country down.

(((Tendar))) As Tony Schwartz, the real author behind The Art of the Deal, famously said about Trump: “I put lipstick on a pig.” No one should be surprised when someone with a record of six bankrupt casinos, over 90 criminal charges, endless scandals, and zero genuine negotiating skill

Don’t tell me Adam Akbar Alan Akbar Arran Akbar And Aled Akbar Am I close? Crickets from all the monetised shitpilots who only give a fuck about child rape if it bloats their finances Never forget 87% of child rape in Britain is from white males x.com/kent_police/st…

We should probably stop putting people who are preparing for the rapture in charge of anything

Just the US government telling someone tracking their own announcements that any inconsistency between them is down to him being "too ignorant to comprehend". I suppose incompetence on this scale from a formerly respected country can be hard to grasp.

Aaron Rupar