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Had an absolutely gorgeous and much needed chinwag with Manchester’s very own Hyacinth Bucket last night. He’s alright, that Ric y’know.

I’ve learned many a thing this week… but let me tell you, learning on a Friday night not to take your contact lenses out when there’s a drop of mouthwash on your finger is about as valuable as a life lesson could be.

The only way to start another London theatre weekend. Back in my old spot with a pint.

Throwback to this time last week when sheer serendipity meant my best girl victoria 🏠 was back in London at the same time I was. Just what my tired little soul needed ❤️

Halloween with my numero uno. What a joy. Evan Garrett

Feelings on this week?

Rather enjoying this Monday cooking malarkey. 10 hours after starting, this was lush.

Urgent business discussions with my new co-working bestie.

Last day with my best girl. I’m sad. She’s now asleep. Dogs are brutal.

My entire late November personality seems to be thinking and talking about nothing but the next thing I’m going to make in the slow cooker. Not mad. Winter nesting and elasticated trousers mode ENGAGE.

Just a standard ‘David is being an overly enthusiastic twat on a Thursday again’ moment. Nothing to see here.

Wonderful pre-Christmas treat seeing this tonight. Turns out fake snow makes me cry. Who’da thunk?

It’s no secret that things really ain’t easy at the moment - but walking to the theatre in the snow and kicking off December with a panto was so very very good for the soul. Top tier Saturday.

Spent my Monday hiding from the world whilst making a roast dinner and watching Mary Poppins. Totally fine with this.

Festive date night with Evan Garrett to see one of my all time favourites at one of my favourite theatres. And obvs I’ve got a mulled wine. Rude not to.

A distinguished gentleman… clutching a mulled cider in a Jane McDonald tshirt. Branding is important.

Tough year, AWFUL month - but a gorgeous Christmas Eve. Beaming.

In today’s episode of ‘David tries to be a grown up’ he: - slipped on a bin liner - sliced his finger open cooking dinner - broke a washing machine - got curry paste in his eye - tweeted in the third person like it’s a Facebook status. No, Wednesday. No.

Much needed annual leave and payday coinciding is a beautiful beautiful thing.