A seismologist wouldn't get out of bed for that line 'movement' on RTS. Clearly didn't hit it #AUSvENG #Ashes

This was always going to be England's best avenue to success: hammer Australia's brittle Top 6 with raw pace, watch them inevitably go into their shell and wait for the results. #AUSvENG #Ashes

And so it came to pass. #AUSvENG #Ashes

Literally threw my head back at that Starc dismissal.... Is every single one of these players - on both sides - allergic to actually digging in? Put some value on your wicket, fuck me drunk. I really hate this sort of cricket #AUSvENG #Ashes

This is not Ashes cricket. This was was lazy, technically poor and dumb batting that gifted bowlers wickets for most of the day.

Insanely lucky that so many Australians gifted him their wickets. Head, Starc, Carey....

This is an all-time stat. Staggering

#Ashes

First match between AFL sides I ever remember going to

With India in strife in the 2nd Test against South Africa, Kuldeep Yadav - a legit tail ender - survives 134 deliveries to score 19, helping India recover (sort of) from 7/122 to 8/194. If he can do it, so can fucking you, England #Ashes

93 from No. 9 and now 6-48.... I want to buy stocks in Marco Jansen. Genuine star of world cricket #INDvSA

…: there isn’t one. Which is to say that the Stokes-McCullum tenure, or Bazball if you will, is not a philosophy but a belief (a cult?). And if you’re a non-believer, you can piss off. Which imo is not a great blueprint for improvement (Bazball 2.0?) nor sustained success.

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Premiership and foundation player Nicole Bresnehan will present the premiership cup to her teammates if the Roos are successful on Saturday night 🏆

Phenomenal start to the season, but to paraphrase the old AFL adage, Stanley Cups aren't won in November. Hope they can maintain this standard for a while yet.

Schoey incoming! South locks in Arie Schoenmaker for next season.

The people have spoken, and these are their MVPs in each of the Premier Leagues 👏 Stay tuned next week for the next round of voting, as we work towards the ultimate Fans MVP!

So Fox Footy is currently showing, as part of their 'Best Games Ever' series, the 1993 Grand Final. Definitely a great game for the Bombers, but considering they were 42 points up about 5 mins into Q2 and the contest was effectively over, not quite sure how it qualifies.

Very good side, but mystified as to why they've gone with five bowlers, one of whom (Hadley) has no claim to a spot based on career numbers, leaving the side a batsman short. Clearly someone like a Handscomb or Patterson should be in that top order.