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David Garrett

@davidga67307005

liberal, if that offends you...oh well. not politically correct at all.

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David Garrett
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19 days ago

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

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David Garrett
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18 days ago

Dyslexics have more nuf.

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David Garrett
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17 days ago

Seems appropriate after yesterday. I'm having an out of money experience.

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David Garrett
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15 days ago

Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached.

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David Garrett
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14 days ago

Behind every successful man is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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David Garrett
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13 days ago

Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do.

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David Garrett
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12 days ago

Baloney: where some hemlines fall.

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David Garrett
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10 days ago

Control: a short, ugly inmate.

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David Garrett
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10 days ago

Detail: removing an animals tail.

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David Garrett
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8 days ago

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

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David Garrett
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8 days ago

Fire escape: way for a fire to go out.

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David Garrett
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6 days ago

Gossip: 24-hour teller

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David Garrett
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5 days ago

Hay: grass ala-mowed.

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David Garrett
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5 days ago

Illegal: a sick bird.

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4 days ago

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David Garrett
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4 days ago

Lad: a short ladder.

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David Garrett
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3 days ago

Mohair: what bald men need.

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David Garrett
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2 days ago

I know we need it due to a year+ long drought, but im sick of the fucking rain already.

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David Garrett
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2 days ago

Outfit: pitching a fit outdoors.

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20 hours ago

Piggyback: a lost pig comes home.